Send 'er Bucko Results

It's Sunday afternoon and with you walk into the small town bar after a successful few nights in the sticks. 'ol Red is grinnin like a shot fox "That there Doe is so small it's 50% lead!" What do you tell him?

•    “Haha, well later tonight I’m planning to give your wife 100% of my lead
•    After you shot Bambi last year I figured I'd leave something for you to shoot.
•    Says the guy who needs a 338 Win Mag to drop a gopher. Get stuffed hoser.
•    No, no, that’s just because you’re not looking at it through my scope!
•    You can have the lead Red, I'll draw you map to retrieve the brass too if you want.
•    Thats what your wife said about my pecker!
•    if its brown its going down.
•    Hey no' bud, you can't talk about yer girl likes that. She may have one of them prostheticses but that don't mean she's no robotses.
•    Only 'cause I used a 75mm PaK-40 to take 'er down, bud!
•    Best ,tender young meat for eating ever!!
•    Kinda like ur dick, eh RED!
•    Ahh, so that's why your wife's nickname for you is pencil dick.
•    You wish your Pencil had 50% lead....
•    50% lead 50% old west slinger
•    Funny your wife said the same thing about you the other day
•    If you feel bad for it, I see you've got more than enough weight to share
•    well you'd know small Red
•    Well for sure bud, I didn’t want it getting up again and running off like your old man did when he seen your mom got knocked up from rolling over in that wet stain he left her futon.
•    Yup... there's no more lead in my pencil...
•    But it still has a better rack than your wife;)
•    Thats not a doe Stevie Wonder, thats your dog.
•    Ya need to stop looking at it through your drinking glass ol fella.
•    More meat than you've got.
•    That’s right Red, that doe she was flying like winged Pegasus; so lead her 50 - feet
•    If its brown its down
•    The other 50% is copper but your wife liked the juicy filling....